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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 06:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

What happened to your school bully?

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are scads fish? What types are there?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

How short is too short for a skirt?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why aren't U.S. prisons more like Marine Corps boot camp, were every second of the day there are mandatory activities so that at night everyone is so tired they go to sleep until wakeup at 5:30 am? Would this make prisons safer for all?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

No go.

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Physicists Propose Cheaper Alternative to Particle Colliders: Supermassive Black Holes - Gizmodo

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Thumbs down again.

What is the best way to get over your ex?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

So they tried

Chrysler Is 100 Years Old, and It's 'Back On,' Stellantis Design Boss Gilles Says - Road & Track

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

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